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Carmen Electra mobbed at stripclub
Carmen Electra was part of a mob scene in Montreal’s downtown club strip, where she was hosting a burlesque performance at the Opera Nightclub. There, the two-time Playboy cover girl was jetted in to...
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Test Drive
The Whackman needs a fuckin seatbelt because The Whackman is going on a Test Drive with some of these whores. The Whackman wants some good performance, with an emphasis on how these sluts handle the...
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Street named Masturbation Meadow
Villagers in the small town of Cae Onan on the Welsh border with England have launched a petition to change the town’s name because it translates into “Masturbation Meadow”. The Welsh word Cae means...
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White Wife Black Cock 5
Give em an inch and they’ll take a mile. Marriage vows mean nothing to these hot, horny housewives who crave big black cock. While their husbands are away, these slutty home-makers will play with some...
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Human sexuality professor wants more Euro attitude toward sex
“If we taught driver’s ed the way we teach sex education,” says the professor, his voice assuming a deep, mocking tone, “we’d be saying things like, ‘Stay away from the car. Don’t stand next to the...
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Totally Stacked
Boobs, tits, knockers… What else do you need when you have two luscious ta ta’s right in your face? Knowing that these girls are all Totally Stacked is all it takes for The Whackman to get going! Jamie...
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Logo replacement for Firefox browser
Here’s a suggestion for the people developing the Firefox web browser. That little orange fox curled up around the globe of the earth is a nice logo, really it is. But come on. If a company wants us to...
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Bang It
Covergirl Sativa Rose has the Whackman wanting to Bang It right fuckin now. Let’s do this motherfuckers.Lucy Lee and Haley Paige tease outside, overlooking a canyon. Inside, they introduce themselves...
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Daddy’s little girl
"Dad, this is my boyfriend." Some of the hardest words for a father to hear and a trigger for one of the biggest psychological gearshifts we will ever have to make. No matter how many books we’ve read...
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Teens Goin Wild 7
These teens are breaking their curfew to bring The Whackman hot, juicy, ass-pounding teen sex! It’s Teens Goin Wild 7.Sabrina is a cute blonde with an angel face. She has a tight little body featuring...
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Enhance this you lying cocksuckers
Magazine and radio ads for Enzyte made the “male enhancement” pill sound like a sure thing. The ads featured a glowing customer satisfaction survey, testimonials from happy Enzyte users, a promise of...
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Daddy’s little girl
“Dad, this is my boyfriend.” Some of the hardest words for a father to hear and a trigger for one of the biggest psychological gearshifts we will ever have to make. No matter how many books we’ve read...
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Gia Paloma - Cyberfold Girl
Today’s video clip is from the members area of The Fetish Club. Inside their Video Theaters they have a huge section of feeds called “The Abyss” because it has a nearly bottomless collection of...
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Butt Munchers
Watching this movie makes me think that they should make a porn version of Dr Seuss’s classic The Lorax…and yknow you can just totally see Ron Jeremy as The Lorax, short little hairy dude with wild...
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Foot Traffic
With yesterday’s review of Butt Munchers and today’s review of Foot Traffic I am no longer sure whether the big O in sex-talk refers to the word orgasm or Olfactory. I mean wow, like people totally get...
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Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2
A flick that totally rules as far as blowjob movies go cos these sluts totally dig swallowing a cock and whatever loads they can get to explode out of it. Personally I dig there to be some real in and...
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Double Midgetation
Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that...
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Cock tamers
Okay this is an awesome movie with a case of a mixed-up title…these sluts do not so much tame cock as get tamed by it like a lioness getting trained by the lion tamer’s whip. These are chicks who love...
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Rio Style
Phar-out, phat ass and phunky…a geography lesson inside a porn movie. Every now and then I have wondered, “Just where is the Hershey highway? And how do I get there from here?”…I’d always figured it...
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Afro Caribbean Style
Woohoo….Easter’s coming! If you’re like me I know what your favorite part of easter is (other than getting to see Charlton Heston be Moses every year) …the coolest thing about easter is the chocolate...
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